You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
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Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 03, 2022
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catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important
Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam
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catch-falls

* land safely
* catch in the net
* spill into the tray
* dump into the pan
* safely dispose of
* no mess made
* clean catch
* convenient drop
* accidental success
catch-falls (kach-faalz) n. pl. may conjugate fall as verb
1. The act of something conveniently falling into a tray, pan, net, or assembly; as opposed to the floor.
2. A tray or pan, net, or assembly that is used to catch something that falls.
* So I was eating some cheese by the sink with a knife. As I was taking a bite and about to enjoy this delicious snack, a small piece of cheese fell and bounced on the counter, but landed on the plate left on the floor for my dog

* The painter accidentally dropped his paintbrush, but it catch-fell into the tray.

* The mechanic put a catch-fall under the car to catch any oil that might drip.
by instancer.kirik September 09, 2023
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to catch face

to get or receive a blowjob
“i swear i need to catch face on my birthday or else imma be tight my G
by DanZGolden July 07, 2018
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catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
by Bankmaser November 04, 2020
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ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022
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