Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

by Poopenberg December 28, 2016

bus driver

An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler with custom plates.

"L and J throw me a freckin bone here" said the angry Bus Driver

by jackgibson December 14, 2008

Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.

Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.

by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018

Bus wanker

Someone who travels on a bus

Look at that bus wanker

by How you doin 98 April 19, 2018

Battle bus

When 2+ more people pull out a gun on a bus

"Battle buses aren't just for fortnite"

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

moon bus

a type of trasport that carries mentally disabled people, usual has a wheelchair lift at the rear

haha, the moon bus has stopped again... sams gonna get a beating

by flat stanley November 6, 2007

Short bus

Half a Xanax bar

Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep

by Dothraky January 7, 2022