Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Brown Frost

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink

Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?

by FrostyBB April 16, 2010

Reggie Brown

An awful grade of shwag marijuana , that is often times brown in color, and tastes like shit.

i wanted to get some droski from my dealer, but all he had was some reggie brown

by Quizake December 26, 2011

brown dartboard

When you insert the poop of a person into the anus of another person

Hi, would you like to try a brown dartboard?

by Dylahooga July 29, 2012

Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.

I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.

by sleepn July 30, 2015

Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

by Seanye721 October 15, 2020

brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 16, 2006