Healing the blind

Blood removal from eyes

Healing the blind isn't this hard

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

blind kudos

When you scroll through strava and just give kudos without even checking out their actual activity.

Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?

Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.

by Mom4running March 26, 2024

colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(

if you want a colour blind test use Google Chrome

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023