swag beater

a tank top, usually one size larger of the person wearing it, swagged out, may have patterns, huge font quotes, or a vintage tank top

Looking fresh, got my swag beater on for this hot weather.

by Pharaoh. March 19, 2011

Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 5, 2011

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Meat beater

Some who likes to punch ground beef

This is jaquevious, our top meat beater at the factory

by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit May 27, 2019

Women beater

Top 10% of the human race, the best, the smartest.

Wow! I wish I could be a women beater

by Ballsack licler November 16, 2022

Beater

1. A nickname appropriate for a drummer, violent alcoholic or chronic masturbator.

2. A drummer who lives deep in the woods. Sightings are rare and cause for several days of celebration.

3. A very cheap car; one you can drive recklessly without worrying because it is already a worthless piece of crap.

Dude, did you see Beater?

Yeah, man, we drank whiskey together for three days! It was awesome!

by Criscipline September 23, 2010

FU Beaker

Something you say to Beaker, to which the appropriate response is "huh? w/e"

Person: FU Beaker!
Beaker: huh? w/e

by immzilla December 9, 2008