Thule Air Base 

Thule Air Base is a tiny enclave of pseudo-civilization at "The Top of the World" in northernmost Greenland. Made of ice & rock, and featuring 4 months of abominable darkness & 4 months of painfully searing daytime, Thule AB will fuck with your mind more any drug you could find.

You're cold? You weren't at the North fuckin' Pole. Go to Thule Air Base and talk to me again.

Thule Air Base by NorthernWoe September 20, 2009

playing 3rd base coach 

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

playing 3rd base coach by raujero December 9, 2016

Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.

Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.

Bush's Baked Beans by person3456789 February 27, 2020

baseketball 

A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.

"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."

baseketball by Kucitizen June 5, 2004

Baked 

Not only high but high and lazy as all hell. Baked is where you are too tired to fucking get off of your couch, whereas usually high means you can still function.

Dude I am so fucking baked as I am writing this.

Baked by TetrisHydraCanofbeanoil March 22, 2009

White Base55 

1. The act of living in a chat room and pretending to have knowledge of WWII. See Example 1
2. When a homosexual black man penetrates another homosexual black man until he bleeds internally. See Example 2
3. See also "no life".

Example 1 ~
White Base55 (12:04:33AM): I have a life unlike you losers.
White Base55 (4:16:57AM): Dumbasses.
White Base55 (7:44:01AM): Now I have to go to school, but I'll be back the second I get home.
White Base55 (2:12:21PM): Back. I see you're all still lifeless.

Example 2 ~
White Base55: OH YEAH DAD, PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE HARD! COME ON! SEMENATE INTO MY RECTUM NOW!!!!!

White Base55 by SilenceHyper January 31, 2005

420th base 

Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".

"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"

420th base by Tomchaos January 20, 2015