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Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms
<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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Archbishop Wood

Archbishop wood is a catholic highschool in warminster, PA known for their football team/girls basketball, but absolutely nothing else other then being faggots. In any other sport wood gets beat badly by LaSalle and St. Joes prep. It seems like everyone around warminster is scumbags. It's for the poor bitches that can't afford an actual private school. Unless you play football or girls basketball you shouldn't go to wood unless you want your reputation ruined. fucking punks.
LaSalle1 : "have you ever seen Archbishop wood kids play sports?"
SJP1: "yeah they're all look like functioning retards"

Lasalle1: "thats true, there is no reason for them to try they get smoked in everything but football"
SJP1: "we could play our freshmen and smoke their varsity teams, faggots"
Lasalle1: "they think they smoke weed to, they hardly drink brew maybe once every two years, gotta keep it clean."

SJP1: "it must suck to be poor, cause then you can only claim to party, but actually do nothin"
by LasalleExplorers December 6, 2011
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archmere auk

any one or combination of the following:

a) someone who has way too much time on their hands, no social life and works way too hard. probably will not get as far in life as some of their classmates in the definitions below
b) someone who`s parents have too much money on their hands. these archmerians typically arrive at school in their mercedes`, strut around in their illegal abercrombie shirts with their burberry purses and say stuff like "oh my god ! did you hear what so -and -so did last night? what a slut" (ironically, the girl saying this will probably go bang out her best friends boyfriend as soon as she leaves school for the afternoon). These auks will get far in life because daddy will just pay their way through.
c) one who, if nothing else, is talented in talking a lot of shit.
d) any number of people who call everyone sluts to cover up the fact that they either - haven`t gotten any.ever. or, are themselves, extremely promiscuous.
"Ohh look. She thinks she is so much better than everyone else because got that Burberry purse first. Well, my parents have more money than hers!"
"Yea, I heard she fucked like half the school last weekend"
"Hmm .. I didn`t hear that. I was too busy studying for this killer AP Calc exam all weekend!"
by anonymous February 9, 2005
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Archfiend Losfer

Bisexual penis. Likes the cock and does not admit to this. Spanks octopi and runs a secret tentacle-rape prostitution ring in Tibet.
by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003
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architected

Adj. An object or building with interesting or clear design aspects. Something that it looks like someone went to great pains to design, with great results.
Man that pencil holder is architected. That podium sure was architected!
by Gene Dassing February 27, 2005
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Architect

An architect is an engineer that didn't have the brain to get their degree, but they found in the first years of college that they could use autocad.
"Oh Tim, so you are an architect now huh?"

"Yea, I just couldn't get through dynamics and statics otherwise I'd be a practicing engineer."
by Barnifus August 13, 2008
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Archers vs Tanks

A quite common dilemma seen in most RTSes that range a very wide historical timeline, i.e. Empire Earth. The term is derived from a certain situation from said game, where you could often see Swordsmen fighting WWII Marines, Trebuchets laying siege to "Laser Walls", or effectively, Archers vs. Tanks. This situation, while not really gameplay affecting in most cases, is still very odd to see, as it substracts realism to the game, which is something many, if not a lot of players, care about.

If I were to make one such game, my solutions would be:

- Divide the game into different parts or "Ages" and associate the corresponding units and techs to each, as if you had # games in one. It would be more or less like Prehistory to Classic Age, then Dark Age to Renaissance, and so on. You could still mix archers with tanks in the Editor for a time travel scenario. =D

- Old units would degrade over time, then die. It might not sound fun, albeit it would add more realism in spite of "random fun".

- Archers would get firearms - yes, I'm speaking of automatic upgrading. Keeping the fun and military strength in spite of some logics.
"I have the same issue with balance in this game. How do spearmen take out B52 bombers? I just don't get it. And archers vs tanks is just never going to happen. It would be nice if there was a way that people customize the balance to be a tad more realistic." -Quoted from a user from Gameguru Mania, about Rise of Nations.
by OtmShankIiI November 7, 2009
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