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jif alert

A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"
by takinemoffnowboss February 22, 2011
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Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.
I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.
by jillty May 7, 2009
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"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.
by gnostic3 May 4, 2021
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Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.
1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert
by TcafTKO September 9, 2010
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Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.
That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!
by Gillespe August 30, 2008
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