shetix snacks

to ejaculate,to masturbate

i'll be back in 10 minutes cause its time for my shetix snacks..

by timmy1234567890 October 16, 2008

Tomato Snack

A red jumbly liquid/food that contains goodness and despair and that is usually used for eating or throwing.

"I'm hungry. I think I'll have a Tomato Snack."
"FOOD FIGHT!" *Throws a tomato snack*

by The Mad Crazy Hatter March 6, 2011

silly snacks

Cute little snacks you make out of candy with your mother

Mom-"Timmy, are you ready to make silly snacks with me?"
Timmy-"Mom, I'm masturbating, leave me alone!"

by Osamnay November 17, 2011

Scooby snacks

When one inserts a tasty treat in to their cockwasher or mouth usually some form of drug or mind altering substance.

When one takes the substance out of a capsule type pill and fills it with another more enjoyable substance usually methamphetamine and can take them throughout the day when a little extra bump in energy is needed therefore being called a Scooby snack

Hey man, you got any Scooby snacks I can buy off ya.

Man I wish I had some of those Scooby snacks today my ass is draggin.

I'm so tired I'm coming down off a 3 day binge and really need a Scooby snack or two to keep going.

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

Shloer, snack and lick a sack

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69

Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack

by Mechysavage November 19, 2023

Trunk Snacks

Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.

"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon

by FoodieBuddha October 26, 2015

Snack box

A term of endearment for a vagina.

Wow, what a nice snack box you have!

by PseudonymPhoebe April 5, 2022