Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.

Wow that’s a flat minor!

by readysethaction July 1, 2018

Flat Out

Very busy. From the Aussie idiom, "flat out like a lizard drinking".

I'd love to come over but I'm flat out!

by Luichoy August 1, 2016

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022