You're gonna need a bigger mansion

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.

As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025

you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021

you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

by Mikekael July 23, 2023

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

You're

you're means you are.

your means it's yours.
Just saying

You're not from here are you? Your mother is.

by Elsie Yeppers September 22, 2018

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD comes from a youtuber called "angry video game nerd" with the words "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT?! YOUR A POOPY HEAD!" and thus creating an internet legend

you know the "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!" meme right?

by williamreallylikespeople July 14, 2024

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023