Windows NT

A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.

Windows NT doesn't support the past 5 versions of Windows Media Player, but it runs. B|

by Rebecca/ZC August 26, 2005

Windows XP

A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.

Guy 1: Dude! I just cleaned my XP! It goes a billion times faster now!

by Keijiro H. November 12, 2004

windows

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

by LRS November 12, 2004

Windows lusers

Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system

"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"

by Cantus November 4, 2002

Windows

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

by kyle December 2, 2004

stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.

The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Break a Window

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.

Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?

by ace789nj November 16, 2018