suck wind

sucking wind. its so simple

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded

by samdog November 18, 2004

Wind Rat

A WIND RAT is a female/male that is always available and open to giving any man a blow job. A WIND RAT may not open their legs for every man but definitely will open their mouth. A WIND RATS jaw muscles will never tire. A WIND RAT never spits they always swallows.

"Did you go home with her last night? Yah she turned out to be a total WIND RAT"

"Her mouth is always open and ready to accept the cheese past their tonsils "

by SEDG1 August 18, 2018

candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

Windibate

A retarted boner that never gets an erection from any man

Hey guys, i never get an erection, and im 25 years old!

by Billy Bob joe July 6, 2004

winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

by tackonator May 29, 2012

Windie Kidd

a person who is a wannabe indie kidd therefore windie kidd. this type of person generally manifests in girls called evie who copy the styles of those around them. a windie kidd is also someone who buys their clothes from urban outfitters in an attempt to be indie, hipster or ∆lternative.

"Wow look at Evie, she's just bought the same skirt as Noor from urban outfitters."
"such a windie kidd"

by ∆lter∆narchism August 25, 2013

Windification

The wind going by the single open car window pulls the internal air out until it is buffered then is releases. This happens rapidly as the air continues to cycle by the opening. This causes a reduction in air pressure which makes your ear drum try to regulate and go in and out. This causes pain to car passengers

Your ear hurts from having car window down. This is caused by windification.

by Electric J November 26, 2013