1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
Get the Seldom Seen Smithmug. A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.
Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.
Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.
Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.
Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!
Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!
Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?
Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.
Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.
Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.
Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!
Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!
Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?
Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Get the Jada Pinkett Smithmug. She was a companion of the Fourth Doctor, who was randomly left when he went to Gallifrey. Who eventually ran into the Tenth Doctor at a school, which they blew up. A few months later she ends up with a neighbour named Maria, they have an adventure, and end up with Luke, an archetype of humanity. She adopts Luke, and now that she is a mom, we can all give her the label of MILF, because well she is hot and very much kick ass.
by Carsen Tyler February 15, 2009
Get the Sarah Jane Smithmug. by TJtheLD October 23, 2018
Get the Zak smithmug. When your partner puts an iron on your stomach on low power. Once it heats up press the steam button and listen to their skin sizzle. Then pees on the burnt flesh and listens to it sizzle.
"God Lindsey was really talking smack last night so i took out the iron and gave her the sizzling smith"
by Hack Reatack June 24, 2008
Get the The sizzling smithmug. On a night out, Sam Smith o'Clock is the point at which the first person leaves. It can be at any time during the night and any individual, but will always be known as Sam Smith o'clock.
by Mark McIver August 15, 2007
Get the Sam Smith o'clockmug. If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
by TerranZ July 30, 2007
Get the Agent Smith Syndromemug.