daughter water

The mystical 'tonic' where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and sexism issues because they see the world through their daughters' experiences

He became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the Daughter Water

by Maadcau December 12, 2015

Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.

I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.

by JLWhiteIII February 4, 2018

Gun Water

The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.

First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.

Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.

by rondubbs May 31, 2012

Water the flowers

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

by MC Katze May 2, 2018

Tap Water

Turns the freaking frogs gay.

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.

by minahil82 August 24, 2019

Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007

Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled

Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!

by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017