The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Steamy Wank

When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed

Had a wank, special one...a fucking steamy wank

by Ma mums dead July 2, 2015

wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014