Wolfie Waffle

Wolfie Waffle is a person. Someone who you question alot but they are also a nice person. Usually Female.

Wolfie Waffle means being fun to hang around with generaly nice but usually the imposter very sus.

by Iuxun October 20, 2020

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

Cunk Waffle

When a man and a woman share a waffle in the morning topped with seamen.

Hey baby, do you want a cunk waffle?

by TheOutsider1783 February 9, 2021

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

Waffle Treat

A delicious late night snack... Actually, it's a delicious ANY time snack! Simply toast an Ego waffle and spread fruit jam, jelly, or preserves. It's that easy.

Make me a waffle treat, bitch!

by Pico de Kyo July 27, 2012

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023