A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

A Blooming Weed by AIJT October 17, 2019

HIDE DA WEED 

what TSM Daequan famously yelled when a fake police siren sounded while he was streaming

*police siren sounds*
Daequan "HIDE DA WEED"

HIDE DA WEED by WANKERKID69 August 30, 2021

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie 

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.

super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie by suprah mayo October 20, 2021

Evil Pumpkin (weed) 

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

Evil Pumpkin (weed) by jameyboah November 12, 2022

Anne Frank Weed 

Marijuana that makes the smoker so paranoid that they hide in their attic for 2 years.
First used by The Upright Citizen's Brigade* I believe.

Man, that's some Anne Frank weed.

Anne Frank Weed by suckabrain August 15, 2009

Weed Monkey 

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

Weed Monkey by Ryan Tucker January 19, 2007

Weed Disrespectful 

Is you dropping the blunt during the rotation
Is when you talk on the phone during the rotation
Is when you cough during the rotation and don't pass it "PASS THE BLUNT"
Never past the blunt with ashes on it

Its weed disrespectful for you to cough and past me the blunt with ashes and it no lit to smoke.

Weed Disrespectful by Deshana Shelton January 22, 2009