Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 05, 2012
Guy 1: Bro, she's hot!
Guy 2: Damn, did you get a look under the hood?
Guy 1: Hell ya I did, looks like she got her engine steamed.
Guy 2: Damn, did you get a look under the hood?
Guy 1: Hell ya I did, looks like she got her engine steamed.
by rohitjo September 04, 2020
by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020
A hand job consisting of an able body individual (preferably a women) extending either hand between the receivers legs from behind. While stroking the stiff shaft with said hand the forearm provides a resting platform for the testicles. This can be accomplished using either a forehand or backhand grip.
Past tense of being under the weather.
by ptyinssndksbrbra October 12, 2022
by Barackobonzo February 15, 2022
When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.
Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.
Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..
Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..
by Martini Drysdale December 15, 2021