typeyness

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.

While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.

by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006

Typesing

To sing a song via typing over chat. Either IM, email, IRC or any other form of communication.

Henry: "We will We will ROCK YOU"
Kari: lol you are quite the typesinger.

by Seabb December 24, 2008

typelexia

A physical "abnormality" that causes us to type the same word wrong all the time. We know the correct spelling but we type the letters in the wrong order.

I suffer from typelexia and always type the word "item" as "tiem".

by Dennis P Ryan January 24, 2009

Typetard

One who doesn't seem type words properly.

Misses one letter from a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.

My friend text me and said she wanted to go to sux flags. Friggin' Typetard

by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009

typeneese

The massive amount of misspelled words in chat rooms is considered to be a new language in itself called typeneese.

Typeneese is a combination of common words and misspelled words creating the new language.

Since the name is based upon misspellings, the language in itself is not named Typo, but instead "Type"

Its ok, don't worry about using spell check in the chat room. I can read typeneese very well.

by pornerd October 8, 2011

Typers block

Typers block is when someone is trying to write a new status or personal message and they cannot write anything sometimes because they can't remember or sometimes because nothing interesting enough has gone on in their lives.

Dave: What are you doing?
Steve: *staring blankly at his phone* I'm trying to write a new status but have no idea what to write
Dave: Oh bro you've got typers block

by Barbss143 December 13, 2012

typeshouting

Typeshouting is the act of communicating in all caps in instant messaging and/or by email.

My boss was typeshouting at me yesterday by email because I forgot the weekly performance report. What a dick.

by TYPESHOUTER November 28, 2013