twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

by the was May 1, 2003

twat

1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.

1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!

by UsualSuspectXXX October 31, 2007

deep twat

A girl with an extremely deep virgina.

man I had sex with this girl and she had a deep twat it felt like I was fuckin' a coffee can.

by Streak06 November 29, 2005

male twat

The area of skin between the nutsack and the asshole.

"my male twat often itches during physical activity." -Alex

by jeff garder June 11, 2006

Twatazoid

A more extreme version of twat. Invented by the Dutch in 1843 and used by the late Jeremy Beadle on a frequent basis. It is a great word to shout at a robot or a nun.

Oi, Gervais you twatazoid! You ain't funny or clever, go home you bell-end!

by Dave Shank February 12, 2008

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

Twat Pyramid

The act of shooting a dead body in Halo between the legs and blood shoots out.

Bob: WHOA DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?

Jack: That sucker tea-bagged me when he killed me and I saw it so I just killed him and he's getting his Twat Pyramid

by JOMAMMA123 February 19, 2009