twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 24, 2014

twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Cum twat

When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!

Man your girl is all over that dude in the citrus grove. Damn what a cum twat! Get that fruit out of your face!

by LittleDHammer December 10, 2016

twat faced

wen ur pissed out of your head

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis

by louise April 12, 2004

twat sicle

when you are fucking in the winter and your cum freezes

i would go fuck in a igloo but i might get a twat sicle

by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

Jazz Twat

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.

Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.

by Gary Bundy August 2, 2007