Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)

Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?

by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018

turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018

Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.

I like turtles

by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019

Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 1, 2019

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Turtle'd

When you think you're home free, but you get blindsided from no where,& BAM!!!! You are totally fucked!!!

"Hey did you hear that Corey got turtled last night?" Yes!!!!, Its a horrible feeling to get turtle'd

by Caught up, in a spot, pinched August 20, 2019

Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019