Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024

Tuna Salad Tuesday

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home

Are you ready for Tuna Salad Tuesday?

by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

Tuna Zoo

Noun. An establishment that's mostly filled with women. Analogous to sausage fest for place mostly filled with men.

Wow, Pink Pony Club really was a tuna zoo last night, there wasn't even a semi-decent guy any where!

by HappyShroomFarts July 11, 2025

Tuna

A Jack of all trades, master of ALL. Somebody who is good at everything at life. His life might make you think he is a nerd, but don’t be fooled… his handsome build and personality with quick wit has charmed many girls, but he decides to focus on the one worth his level

My god, you got the personality of Tuna

by Saruhhhhhh July 23, 2025

Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment

I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight

by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025

Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.

Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.

by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025

Tuna Poes

Origin: South Africa / Internet culture

Refers to a female’s vagina smelling fishy/bad. Smells like trouble and disease. “Stay away” warning smell. If she opens her legs, you pass out. If you prefer seafood, then get up in that shit.

Horny guy: bro I opened her legs and all I smelled was her tuna poes.

Guy 2: hell nah, you had some seafood?

Horny guy 1: Nah bro, wasn’t in the mood for tuna or passing out.

by electricdildo October 29, 2025