sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.

"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.

by ohdann December 18, 2012

moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

Slack Track

A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'

"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"

"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"

by LordOmega May 6, 2015

vac tracks

The lines made by a vacuum cleaner when used on carpet.

My brother is a little OCD and will keep vacuuming until all the vac tracks are perfect!

by Irelandmk August 31, 2015

Kilwins tracks

Vaginal juices inside a females underwear when she sees someone very attractive.

1: "do you see that boy/girl over there!?"
2: "kilwins tracks?!"
1: "kilwins tracks..."

by kilwinsfam September 17, 2015

slut tracker

A cell phone where you use social media to track sluts.

Do you have a charger my slut tracker is going dead

by Hermdog187 November 17, 2015