toot n boot

To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.

by toot n booter February 16, 2015

tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

tootation

When a person farts

Person 1: what was that
Person 2: oh sorry it was my tootation

by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

tooshkey

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina. Pretty much sex

Me and Kylie Jenner are gonna tooshkey tonight

by hugecock17 February 10, 2021

TomTHEwagon

TomTHEwagon does not do drugs he does ur father 😎

TOMTHEWAGON HAS A BIG COCK DADDY

by TomTHEwagon September 27, 2022

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

camel tooch

Like a booty tooch, only with one's labia majora. As inspired by Tyra Banks' vernacular. Those with camel tooch are proud of their swole vajole.

Strut that camel tooch, girrrrrrrl!

by cuban studdard August 27, 2012