lick my taint

Common saying of the Kurtis Nausbaum!

Lick my taint mofo!

by lick_my_taint January 10, 2012

taint's neighbor

Another term for Anus. Derived as being located next to the taint.

Taint's neighbor let out an ominous howl and a rancid stench quickly filled the room.

by glopezsez September 24, 2008

Taint Tapper

a person that loves tapping peoples area between their vagina(woman) or nutsack(guy)
& asshole. Commonly known as the taint.

Jenny Kenny is suck a taint tapper.

by Kendra Trego February 9, 2009

Tainted Honey

A nice girl who turns rotten or into someone rude.

Person 1: She looks friendly.
Person 2: No dude, she's Tainted Honey.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

Taintberry

A taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.

A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.

Girl to her girlfriends: I had both Steve's balls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!

by ozona79 November 2, 2010

taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint

Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.

by deadmansparty86 November 5, 2010

Bruise taint

When someone lifts there ball sack and someone else smacks them on there taint (gooch).

dude last night Sandra got kinky and gave me a bruise taint

by Josh n florida February 18, 2011