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I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.
"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010
mugGet the I just toasted my pantsmug.

man i nigga burnt my toast

when u burn your toast so bad its burnt like a nigga cause there black and such
by matt "the BALLA" craig November 9, 2008
mugGet the man i nigga burnt my toastmug.

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.
i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.
by sam Hell June 22, 2004
mugGet the toasted cheese and bacon sandwichmug.

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue
i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR
by iambek July 28, 2019
mugGet the margarine toast butterermug.

Toasted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel toasted.
by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022
mugGet the Toastedmug.

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