Bitch Salad

A bunch of crabby and cantankerous people

Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"

by Lantar October 20, 2016

Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away

I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!

by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020

Fruity Salad

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad

John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"

Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"

by Tenno43 June 24, 2023

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017