by Z_PW January 14, 2021
Get the Audible Masturbationmug. An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"
by anonymous January 14, 2021
Get the To Masturbatemug. by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022
Get the Masturbatingmug. by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020
Get the Masturbatingmug. A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.
A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
by potatoman- August 31, 2025
Get the Multi-Masturbation Marchmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outsidemug. A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.
Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021
Get the moment of masturbationmug.