dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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good food

A euphemistic term used by ethnically conscious white folk to describe a community that has more cultural variation than their own.
White Guy 1: Have you been to Chinatown?

White Guy 2: No, but I hear there's good food there.
by amazinglypeecee May 08, 2006
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food fucker

someone who has sex with penis shaped objects such as pickles cucumbers etc
dude i was watching porn last night when some food fucker totally ruined it for me.
i couldnt bait for a week after i saw that food fucker on the internet.
by dudedude363 December 22, 2008
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food nazi

a man who wroks at the reggie lewis center during track meets, patrolling to make sure that no one is eating any food or drinking anything other than water inside the building.
The food nazi said we could either chug the rest of our apple juice or throw it away.
by pstrang March 14, 2005
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food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
by Mr. Cowper September 08, 2009
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fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
by RedBlade7 April 08, 2008
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Fast food

The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.

Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?

Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).
---Fast food hypocrisy---

Example 1:

Random dude - *Lights cigarette*

Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.

Example 2:

Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*
by SlickSammy9393 April 05, 2011
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