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by Gabe owner February 4, 2015
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Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
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titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.
I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags
by Cyanide Warfare May 13, 2015
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titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.
I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags
by Cyanide Warfare May 13, 2015
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titty loot

The valuables or cash a black woman stores in her breast bra.
I see you don't have a purse run the titty loot.
by Nemoman June 22, 2015
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Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.
Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.
by Talented81 August 31, 2015
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titty pussy

When you can see her buttchecks between her legs making it look like tittys
Sam im going to fuck.you right in your titty pussy you no nipple having ass bitch
by Paulbonfanti93 October 23, 2015
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