Tittles

small boobs

Damn! I wish io had her titonsters, but im stuck with these little tittles! :(

by Nani&Alexis February 7, 2010

BACON TITTIES

Titties. but more delicious!

Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.

by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

Witch's Titties

Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.

That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!

by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009

titter

an annoying person or object

democrats are titters

by pappasmurf November 5, 2004

tittie twister

YESSS Tittie twisters are when your bored and pissed so you twist sombodies man boobies.. Or woman boobies.. Usally people like these but too afraid to admit it.

I got bored and I jumped on Jimmys fat ass chest and gave him a massive tittie twister... Twist this mofo i said to his anus!

I was a horny lesbian one day.. So i grabbed stelas mini Mexican boobies and ripped them off and ate them! Yesss! I owned you with a tittie twister!

by God321 February 9, 2007

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

titties

slang used for "cool" or "awesome."

"Hey Tom, guess what?"
"What's that Tim?"
"I just found $500 cash on the ground"
"Wow, that's titties."

by Hybridrocknroll May 9, 2005