mad for cock

A great way of saying, that someone's into gay stuff. Actually, he's not only gay, he's sooo gay, that he loves the male genital: he is mad for it!

Mother: I know who's mad for cock! That boy from the corner shop, what's his name, Gay Aled!

Daffyd: Gay Aled is not gay!
(from TV-show Little Britain)

by Jeffrey Webber May 28, 2008

Mad-Rager

an extreme boner that is is virtually uncontrollable by the wearer due to the boner's severity.

Its been tweleve hours since I took down that four-pack of Extenze and I can't get rid of this mad-rager.

Nothing gives me a mad-rager like blacks on blondes.

by tboner1 January 8, 2009

mad pad

sanitary napkin, maxi pad

I use a mad pad when it's that time of the month.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

Suso mad

a pointless term to confuse another person

No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brother: suso mad lads

by suso mad November 28, 2019

mad-chucker

To exploit the video-gameness of an EA Sport's Madden game by consistently chucking the ball downfield every play and, unrealistically, scoring every time.

Eric: (Yawn) Oh wow, another 93 yeard TD pass. That's not even my longest play tonight.
Wally: AAAAH! You suck! This is gay! This isnt even fun! Screw you, you mad-chucker! Fuck this I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing.

by Bro Jonze February 12, 2008

Mad Elephant

The result of spewing ejaculate over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant's trunk. May also be referred to as an Angry Elephant. Orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the Blind Mad Elephant.

I had her like a Blind Mad Elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.

by Daghda April 10, 2010

Mad yummy

Something really good tasting

Maggie poop is mad yummy

by Boing Killa January 12, 2009