pants popper

When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants

"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"

by Ms.Johnson January 11, 2014

Panting pussy

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.

Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!

by Nose It All March 3, 2017

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008

Shibbing pants

The act of Shibbing your pants comes from the great Shib himself. Someone who Poo'd pant many times per day.

Oops, I did a Shib.

I have been shibbing pants all day, I am almost out of underwear.

by BigBrucey02012023 April 7, 2023

Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)

Wow he got a Jonah’s pants

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.

Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.

by DocDFA August 19, 2016