Book Dating

Staying in a shitty relationship just to look good in front of facebook friends.

They're not really happy together, they're just book dating.

by Thtkiddchris March 1, 2015

pillow book

A book that has pillows as it's cover

I don't like hardback books I prefer pillow books

by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017

District Book

A self-written book of detailed information about municipal districts.

Ethan has a district book of Benson County and there are some nice places we can hang around in Liberty Heights.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Book of Misogyny

A semi fictional book that guides young men to understand and accept modern female nature. Modern females often see this book as disrespectful. However most modern men see it as humorous. It is a guide for modern males to deal with hypergamous females and the mindset that it brings.

As in the Book of Misogyny "She belongs to the streets".

by Azrael83 June 4, 2022

cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter

"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"

by joser2001 April 17, 2006

*drop books on table

signature move of Simon Lo

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

by lunchcrush June 18, 2016