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Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.
Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter
by Bruzzese August 12, 2016
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Peter Tinklage

The amount of urine (tinkle) that remains in a man's penis (Peter), after he is finished peeing, that manages to leak out and leave a wet spot in his underwear.
Even though George gave his penis a couple of shakes when he was done peeing, there was sill enough Peter Tinklage left to moisten his pants.
by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018
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Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats
Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet
by Cherry picker August 25, 2019
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Peter Griffin

The guy who explains the joke
Hi Peter Griffin here to explain this LOL (Laugh out Loud) Maymay
by Jimothy9 June 24, 2019
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peter lovin

A quicky from a guy/girl you dont know, usually sweaty stinky and nasty as hell!!usually bar sex or back alley dirt sex, with a not so pretty girl on a drunk and disasterous night and now you have the clap!!!
come ere girl gimme some that peter lovin!!

or can i get some peter lovin?
by mis T dawn October 9, 2008
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peter nesty

He is peter nesty
by Yourfater December 31, 2022
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peters mum

peters mum, its just peters mum
wow look at peters mum, real specimen
by the one the only jeol February 1, 2021
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