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Teal Person

A teal person is someone who lights up the room as soon as they enter it. They’re perfect in every way, shape, or form. They refuse to believe it, and no matter how many times you say it, they laugh it off and disagree. This person has changed your life for the better, and they never realize how much they’ve affected your life.
“Wow, Fern is such a teal person… they’ve never realized it either!”
by Fern The Zest Fest July 26, 2023
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personal rain

A person's tears. When a person is overcome with emotion, prepare for the personal rain.
Wendy: Abigail found out that her granny died moments after she saw a post of Seth with Lizzie. She was a mess!
Toni: Wow! I'm sure there was a 100% chance of personal rain that day.
Wendy: There certainly was and I needed my rubbers to make it through the flood.
Toni: That's a bit excessive, don't you think, Wendy?"
by von groovy June 6, 2017
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Rainbow person

Someone who's been a constant in your life, someone you grew up with who helped you through a lot and don't understand the importance they have in your life and the impact they've had on you, your love for them is unconditional and they will hold a special place in your heart for life
by Softiecoloursgirl September 8, 2023
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e-personation

an impersonation or imitation that is performed in an electronic format such as a blog, email or online chat.
that was a great e-personation of a Johnny Carson monologue in your last email.
by Ryan Burnham January 7, 2009
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Person 2001

a person who does not exist in this world
person 1: Sup

person 1001: mortal
person 2001: Who you talking to
by MD2002 April 25, 2022
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white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.
Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
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fat person

A fat person if a person who is obese. A fat person may be slightly overweight. Do not confuse a fat person with a sedentary person.

Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"

Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
I'm going to congratulate that crying fat person over there holding the noose for being such a great economic boost.
by VbPeppermint. October 25, 2008
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