titty-toner

a mechanism that tones the woman's boob-a-loup-a-cusbreast.

girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?

girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!

by iMilk=♥ February 10, 2009

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Titty shelf

When a woman is so fat or pregnant and their stomach sticks out so far their titties instead of hanging down to their belly button they rest on her titty shelf.

Look at the size of that woman. She is so big her breasts are resting on her titty shelf.

by kellycrew January 27, 2022

Tittie Slurp

When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.

I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack

by Quintin De Ugly January 19, 2020

Titty Susan

Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”

Jack still hasn’t acknowledged the meme culture of titty susan

by keyweers July 15, 2021

Bagel titties

Titties that look like actual BAGELS

Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties

by Bag ol tiddies October 21, 2018

Titty swagg

When a girls titties are looking very nice, and attracts the attention of all the guys in the club.

Hey brah, check that bitch out! Her face is kickin, but she still got that Titty Swagg.

by MankindisG December 3, 2010