Tiger text

When you request someone to delete a text as soon as they receive it.

<tiger text>Please delete the last sexual text I sent you because my wife is checking my phone.

by Coopz66 March 9, 2010

Timmy Text

The act of desperately reaching out to an ex who has shown no interest in continuing communication. The process of trying to find the magic combination of words that will elicit a response from someone who is obviously not interested in talking to you.

The original Timmy Text was sent by a girl to an ex who had not responded to multiple emails and texts over the last several weeks. In a fit of desperation and patheticness she sent him a text that said "I miss you and so does Timmy". Timmy being a stuffed teddy bear he had given her. So pathetic was this action that all behavior similar to it is referred to as "being Timmy".

Girl: I just got a text from Chris that said "just checking in, haven't heard from you in awhile."
Friend: omg. that is SUCH Timmy Text. He needs to get a clue.

by JillyWhip May 9, 2007

Text-Fucking

The act of texting a buddy or exgirlfriend while you are fucking someone els.

I was totally text-fucking when I sent you that text last night.

by immature922 May 15, 2009

masterbate text

A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.

It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.

by masterbatexter December 27, 2009

unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

text talk

when someone adds unnecessary letters to words.

girl1: heyyyy girrlll whatss uppp?!
girl2: bitch, stop text talking. you sound ridiculous.

by annoyedddgirrrrl November 16, 2010

Text Tension

The interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. Most applicable in romantic relationships.

"Jane" receives texts from her trainer two times each week. Once on Monday at 8:00 am, and Thursday at 8:00 am. However, said trainer did not send the Monday text - leaving "Jane" clueless and confused. Jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said...

by Dallas Glass March 2, 2008