Turkey Twizzler 

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.

"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"

"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"

Turkey Twizzler by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

hand turkey 

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"

hand turkey by John Diack January 9, 2008

blue turkey 

ther is no fucking definition retard

your a stupid blue turkey dumb ass

blue turkey by kpasa jewass May 2, 2011

turkey 

an UNATTRACTIVE GIRL..straight up UGLY and NASTY

Joe - yo I'm sorry I couldn't come to that party last night. I miss out?
Bob - Nahh .. you didn't. It's koo cuz' they was all turkeys anyway.

turkey by Anonymous July 1, 2003

turkey ball 

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

turkey ball by umbie March 21, 2004

Turkey-hell 

Popular synonym for "fuck that" amongst stoners in the American South. Variattions could also be "turkey-fuck", "turkey-piss" or "turkey-shit".

Stoner #1: Dude, could you please go get me a big fuckin' glass of tea?

Stoner #2 Turkey-hell! Get it yourself!

Turkey-hell by jshrubz August 4, 2008

turkey bake 

When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.

Yo man you remember that one girl

Yeah, why?

I turkey baked her!

turkey bake by jcsoloman5000 May 4, 2010