Throat Troll

The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.

*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*

"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."

by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019

throatikis

Otherwise known as a fancy way to say throat.

Tiffanie punched just right in the throatikis.

by Powerfists March 24, 2019

Throatnecked

getting hit in the throat or anything sexual related

“aye yo jacob wanna get throatnecked?”

by crackdaddddy April 13, 2019

Thoamz

A Thoamz is an entitled brat of a teacher who for some reason has to connect everything in his life to well-known philosophers and their "theories". Note that everything has to go his way, if it doesn't... I wish you luck...

Everybody who has a Thoamz in their life will recognize this behaviour

Example 1:
*A class having a discussion about which words that are appropriate words for a class and it's students to use*

Thoamz: well in a way we can all clearly see that this is related to the legendary philosipher Aristotle and his theories

*Total silence*

Random kid: But how...

Thoamz: well... I don't know...

*Even more silence*

by Mr. Hwite April 14, 2019

Throat Thrust

The act of thrusting your fat hawg of a cock into the throat of a bitch of any gender or race. It is very common for vocal cord damage as a result of a nice throat thrust.

I gave this hot milf Debra a nice throat thrust last night. Yea she will likely never speak again.

by Negroneus June 11, 2019

thrombocytopenia

An illness/condition in which you have a low blood platelet count, once a person with that condition, starting to bleed it's almost impossible to stop specially if the platelet count reached 1k

average amount of platlets in the blood is usually around 50k-70k

Someone: Musta's gonna die...
Someone2: Why?
Someone: he got thrombocytopenia !!
Someone: idfk what that is but sad ok. lol

by Mustafabulous July 7, 2019

Throat punch

When you are smoking any sort of drug and you experience an appropriate amount of a burning sensation in your throat.
Not enough to cough but, your definitely close!

“That shit gave me a wicked throat punch”

by Tacosdorados July 7, 2019