Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

by alynmo May 15, 2010

plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"

Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.

by Nixodemus December 9, 2008

Accounts Monkey

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.

(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"

by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007

fridge monkey

a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.

"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"

" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"

by chiefyboy April 1, 2009

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008