Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

down for dad

1. Ready to partake in the dad life and all that it encompasses. (d4d)

2. Sexually interested in someone of dad-like stature.

"Dude, I'm down for dad."

by D4D May 9, 2017

sesh dad

The Sesh crews dad. That either funds most of the Sesh. Or makes sure no one dies. Same as a sesh mum. But a little more masc and financially stable.

Chris - how was your Sesh?
Dave - great. Greg hit full Sesh daddy mode and made sure I didn’t die.

by Sesh daddy May 27, 2019

Connor's Dad

Is there dont worry :(

Connor's Dad is there :(

by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022

isaac's dad

In a house. But, not his house

I'm fucking Isaac's dad 's daughter

by chickennuggets:) March 13, 2023

School dad

A male teacher that doesn't treat someone like a student, but rather like their own kid. Gets protective of them and has a tight bond.

Mr.Smith is my school dad!

by Applejack53 June 12, 2022

Dad Deal

A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.

Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!

Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner

Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.

by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014