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Boston Noodles

A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)
“He said his final Boston noodles

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”
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Boston

Boston is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet he looks like paranormins best friend he’s only good at one sport he’s always alone and is definently gonna be homeless and he is definitely not tracer he also will usually look like broccoli and hesperigus
Omg Boston is looking even worse than normal today
by Flip phones boo December 7, 2018
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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
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Boston

A city where people got some strong ass accents. Similar to the New Yorker accent
by go cry about it January 14, 2025
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Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth
'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"
by niggajewbag October 29, 2025
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Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".
You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.
by SHAMsee October 7, 2018
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Boston green light

I was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)
by Lobsta January 30, 2015
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