sertafiable

Plumb loco about mattresses.

Jack Ryan admitted to Admiral Painter and Captain Davenport about his being sleep-deprived, so maybe when da latter officer seemingly opined dat Jack was off his rocker, he was actually just meaning "sertafiable", as in, he may merely have been saying dat Jack was a little mentally-lacking due to a lack of mattress-time.

by QuacksO June 8, 2024

Swart

The mix between sweating and a fart. Similar to “swass”. Commonly occurs while walking to bars in the hot Chicago summers.

I’m swarting right now, let’s line leap to get in.

by Yippeekiye July 4, 2024

sweat

Someone who is a try hard

Josh is level 500 (max level) on battlefield 5. He is a sweat.

by ImNotHamza July 5, 2024

Sweat

to make someone feel the intense pressure of reality bearing down on them by literally calling them bluntly on the untold truth

what do you do when you get a fake id....me i sweat a few sheriffs to see what they say and opps my mistake i guess its "previous type A" OK

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024

Sert

To be present with something but not really be included (derived from the word "insert")

pronunciation: /sɜ rt/ (US) or /sɜ t/ (GB)

"The man hung around the back of the group, just serting there."

by [Insert name] February 3, 2025

sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.

Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.

by QuacksO March 3, 2026

Sweat

A Fortnite term meaning someone who is really good and will likely one pump you

I am fighting a sweat!

by Iaminvenesualea February 17, 2025