Santa

Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.

After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.

by Evil_AV December 28, 2005

sant

The same thing as cunt or slut.

That sant needs to watch her back.

by khuitchh April 22, 2007

spantic

this word is a combination of two words,
spiffy and fantastic.

this word is used if you love something, but
there's something about it that's kind of
awkward.

"look that guy is wearing red pants"
"that's spantic!"

by skdjf;asdf April 30, 2008

Spantexting

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010

Spanties

Spant·ies span-teez

noun ( used with a plural verb )

underpants or undershorts for stanky buh donk a donks(buh donk a donk refers to a rather large buttocks).

1) Dammm woman you need some spanties to cover bubble butt.
2) When Sugar pulled on her spanties there were ripples for days.
3) Jarrett got a huge ass, that boy needs some spanties.

by Tight buttocks, small butt September 15, 2013

Santa Snipe

To shoot your Semen in a projectile-like way.

Did you hear betty went blind?

Yeah john santa sniped her in the eye

by killa''' January 3, 2010

Santa Claus's Beard

The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD

Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for

by Golfito October 20, 2010