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Soft Start 

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.
I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

soft clipper 

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.
"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

Soft cactus 

A penis that doesn't have hair
I had sex with a soft cactus
Soft cactus by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft cactus 

A penis with no hair
I had sex with a soft cactus last night
Soft cactus by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft Shells 

A shell used typically for tacos; strictly used by Mexicans
Puerto Rican’s don’t use soft shells, Mexicans do.

Soft-shelled 

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.
Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
Soft-shelled by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020