Slipper

A sly par

Gary holds up small sausage and comments on it.

Dan: Your wife's told me about her experiences with them all the time.

Gary: Whaaa?

The lads: Ahh mate, that was a slipper.

by Jaacckk March 31, 2011

Skipper

A really skinny girl with no chims or butt

Isaac: Man, that girl is flat chested and has no butt.
Pherick: Yeah, dude, she's a skipper.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

Slipper

Somebody who has been slippin' for so long that they have now slipped and become a slipper.

ME: 'Do you remember that guy...?'

YOU: 'The one who lives on benefits to fund his weed addiction?'

ME: 'Yeah, He got his girlfriend pregnant, on purpose'

YOU: 'He is a slipper!'

by Danny Tannin December 18, 2011

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 August 8, 2008

Slipper Ripper

just a fat little chomper stomper that you eat on if your a boy from minnesota trying to get that skoal or grizzly

"hey man can u hand me my tin i wanna pack a Slipper Ripper"

"whatcha eatin on dude?"
"just a little Slipper Ripper chipper nipper"

by pierre zwod 08 February 4, 2009