samesitis

N. (sames-zi-tis) the condition in which two or more persons feel the same way about something.

Andrew: Laura, I sure could go for a burger and some sex
Laura: samesitis

by Smizzlttens December 5, 2010

Shame Stain

A stain left behind after having sex with a fat and/or ugly person that reminds you of the terrible act you performed the night before.

Eric: "Ew! What's that on your bed?"

Terry: "Oh, thats just my Shame Stain from last night."

Eric: "Was that the triple chinned asian from the bar?"

Terry: "If only. (Sigh)"

by Brock Doody January 21, 2011

shame shame

Having sex under the age of 18 and parents don’t know

Me and David did the shame shame

by Dhaddie December 10, 2017

SHAMEEK

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GUY1:DANG IS THAT SHAMEEEK!!!!!!!!!~!~!~~

GUY 2: HEACK YES B WORDS THAT IS SHAMEEK SHES H O T

by PIMPDADDDER September 24, 2018

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

shit shame

Shit shame occurs when co-workers choose not to take part in typical restroom small talk due to one or more of the parties having recently shat.

I wanted to ask my boss about leaving early today in the bathroom, but couldn't bare the shit shame

by bigfatredballoon February 12, 2014

Dual Walk of Shame

The act of two individuals, clearly disheveled and regretful with heads hung, leaving a house that does not belong to either of them. Usually occurs anytime between 6 and 8AM.

Trish: "So, how was the other night?"

Brooke: "Girl, we walked out of Bonnie's spare bedroom, and she was standing right by the do' with some shit eatin' grin on her face. It was the ultimate Dual Walk of Shame."

by Nunya Bidnis November 5, 2010